KEURIG REVIEW: GOOD INTENTIONS. HORRIBLE COFFEE.

There is no reason to buy a Keurig machine. I’m starting at the end so if you’re reading this in your car you can put the phone down and not run over any schoolchildren. For the rest of you, allow me to explain:

When people buy Keurig single-use pod machines, they usually have the best of intentions: They’re not big coffee drinkers (let alone experts) and they’d like a no-hassle way to make the occasional cup of coffee without having to commit to an elaborate machine or make a full pot, some of which might go to waste. Here are the problems:

KEURIG COFFEE IS BAD.

21BnSPO13lL._AA160_Good coffee will make me forgive almost anything (high-prices, angry-for-no-reason baristas etc) and if Keurig pods represented a way to deliver improved quality to the casual coffee drinker, I’d view them as a net-positive, whatever other drawbacks there may be. But Keurig is not good. At under half an ounce per pod, Keurig coffee is weak, even at the machine’s strongest setting. It is also stale. It was stale before it was shipped; it was stale when you picked it off the shelf; it’s been stale the whole time it’s been sitting in its precious pod-tree on the countertop. ANY coffee that is ground, warehoused and then stocked at room temperature for weeks, possibly months, on end will be suboptimal.

KEURIG COFFEE IS EXPENSIVE.

Never mind the cost of the machine, Keurig is charging over twenty-five-dollars-a-pound for the coffee in its pods. Most roasters wouldn’t charge that even if we had a line of tattooed, bearded suckers lining the block to pay it. If you only use the machine sporadically you might not feel squeezed, but you’ll still be paying Kobe beef prices for gas-station coffee. Again, good coffee will make me forgive almost anything, but over-charging for bad coffee is unconscionable, especially when…

KEURIG IS NO MORE CONVENIENT THAN REGULAR COFFEEMAKERS.

A coffee maker and a Keurig take the same amount of time to heat water, so there is no speed gained using a Keurig. In the event that you want multiple cups, a KEURIG IS SLOWER than a conventional coffee pot because it is designed to handle one cup at a time and often needs to recover between servings. Discarding a used filter takes no more effort than discarding a used K-cup and, on those days when you’re serving multiple cups, discarding a single used filter is far less wasteful than discarding a K-cup for each serving.

EQUATOR RECOMMENDATIONS FOR OCCASIONAL COFFEE DRINKERS:

If you already have a Keurig machine, you can still get the most out of it by buying refillable k-cups and filling them with your favorite coffee. For the Keurig process we recommend Organic Italiano. This approach tastes better, costs less and is better for the planet.

If you haven’t bought yet, consider a small coffee maker, a box of size #2 filters and a pound of something decent (or even freaking amazing) and stash it in the freezer until you feel like a cup. A full pot from a small coffeemaker still costs less than a single cup of Keurig, and the taste is vastly superior. The only danger is that your coffee-drinker status may go from “occasional” to “all day every day,” which isn’t a bad club to be in. JOIN US!

2 Comments

  1. Dorothy Derakhshani

    Thank you for saying this. In addition, I am not sure what happens to plastic when it comes in contact with very hot water so I bought a 100% food grade stainless steele french press so all I take into my bod is pure coffee. I will give your coffee a try as soon as I run low on my current stash!

  2. It hurt to have the truth given but I thank you. I can not challenge any points. Sadly they all point to two uncomfortable facts. I got suckered and 2 I have been throwing away money for shit coffee. Ouch! Well the only thing worse would be to find out another year or two later. At least im only a year into this rip-off so I can escape sooner than many. Up until a year ago I was a 15 year French press user with occasionally melita one cup cone filter drip maker. Thanks for delivering me from bondage. 🙂

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